Breaking news! This just in, a special supplement to "The Rose Report".
Monster snake invades garden!
|see the snake in the lower right? heading towards my rose?|
|Look, it is raising its head to strike at me! it is huge, at least 36" long. |
I didn't realize how miserable this little patch of garden looks.
Might be a good spot for geraniums. A project for after the reptile leaves.
Neighbors came to the gardener's aide but were unable to catch the serpent. To the gardener's distress, they chased it behind the big arbor vitae where it will no doubt rest up to attack again.
Walking backwards out of the garden, one of the neighbors advised, "remember, he's more afraid of you than you are of him."
It was impossible to ascertain the serpent's emotional state, and everyone retreated to a safe distance. The gardener recovered her composure after a therapeutic cup of tea but would not commit to a return to the garden that afternoon.
Thanks for reading,
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